jackoffthebox |
04-23-2010 05:48 |
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Originally Posted by Sum0
(Post 11096451)
i never understood that **** lmao.
"Oh you missed 2 weeks of school? This is inacceptable!"
" I am sorry. What now?"
"Well as punishment you are suspended 2 weeks"
"Wait what?"
lmao
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I know right
This is what I remember of my only fight I got into at HS.
10 day suspension
Principal: You got in a fight?
Me: Yeah
Principal: Now why did you decide to hit him?
Me: He hit my best friend what was I suppose to do?(which she is a girl and about 5'3 and this dude was like 6'4) (and 90% of the time they put you in the same room with the person you just fought, it's like I just beat this dudes ass, think I won't fight in-front of the principal? Well maybe that's just me but its stupid to put some1 I don't like right beside you.)
after the second fight is over
Principle: Why didn't you tell a teacher?
Me: He had to learn not to hit a girl.
Principle: Well that's a damn good excuse. (coolest principle ever)
Me: *laughs*
Principle: You know we have to suspend you for two weeks.
Me: Such a shame for me to miss school.
Principal: I need you to sign these papers.
Me: I'm good, my fist hurts 2 much to write.
Principal: Officer Demar take him outside till his parents get here (at this point the school cop has handcuffed me and walking me to the door)
Cop: That was one of the sickest fights I've ever seen. You dropped that dude so fast.
Me: He needs to work on his chin.
Cop: you some type of trained fighter?
Me: You can say that.
Good times goood times.
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